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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
you win
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..." [/ QUOTE ] I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass." |
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[ QUOTE ] BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though [/ QUOTE ] How drunk was she? [/ QUOTE ] Drunk enough to think that we were at some club together dancing earlier in the night. I didn't correct her. I figured she likely already made out with that other dude she thought was me. It was like getting intentionally walked to first base. |
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You know...you're a lot smaller than your father.
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Don't you dare throw up on my clean sheets.
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] "Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..." [/ QUOTE ] I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass." [/ QUOTE ] That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means. |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] "Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..." [/ QUOTE ] I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass." [/ QUOTE ] That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means. [/ QUOTE ] That's what it means. Gross is a state of mind, though. |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass." [/ QUOTE ] That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means. [/ QUOTE ] There was no parting of the Red Sea that night. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass." [/ QUOTE ] That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means. [/ QUOTE ] There was no parting of the Red Sea that night. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Gross! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] "Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..." [/ QUOTE ] I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass." [/ QUOTE ] That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means. [/ QUOTE ] That's what it means. Gross is a state of mind, though. [/ QUOTE ] The towel/sex isn't gross. It is gross that she has a red towel for it specifically meaning she washes and keeps it. |
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