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Re: \"Poker is Rigged\" story (Humourous and pitiful)
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Re: \"Poker is Rigged\" story (Humourous and pitiful)
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Some girls like geeks! [/ QUOTE ] Let me fix this for you. "Some girls like [rich] geeks [and/or geeks with very large feet]." If you're going to bring a laptop to the bar, tip the girl $20 for the first beer and say "bring me another every ten minutes until I look like I may pass out, then bring one every five." |
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Re: \"Poker is Rigged\" story (Humourous and pitiful)
That is by far the shirt that I see in my dreams at night... I have seen numerous girls wearing it, and it makes me all jittery when I see it. I swear to god I could talk to Pamela Anderson before some hottie wearing that shirt.
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Re: \"Poker is Rigged\" story (Humourous and pitiful)
There is nothing better than a bunch of poker geeks going to the sports bar with Monday Night Football on the big screen, hot chicks bringing you beer, 4 tabling at Empire. Come on... you know it sounds good! Even if the jocks look at you funny. Then you get in your BMW Z3 and throw rocks in their face as you peel out.
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Re: \"Poker is Rigged\" story (Humourous and pitiful)
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.....Then you get in your BMW Z3 and throw rocks in their face as you peel out. [/ QUOTE ] Chick car [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] an M3 maybe [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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Re: \"Poker is Rigged\" story (Humourous and pitiful)
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Any waitress who wears a shirt that says "I like it on Top" with a solid 3 inches of belly showing in tight hiphuggers deserves to be hit on... and I will happily oblige her. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Idiot |
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That\'s pitiful
Who would pay $48k for a Lexus.
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