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08-09-2005, 12:58 AM
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Re: Embarrassing sexual incidents
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when i was 15 i was getting the worst blowjob ever on a waterbed. the covers were thrown everywhere so the only thing in between my ass and the waterbed was the last thin sheet of covers. so it was really hot, and i was really concentrating b/c she was not getting the job done. an hour later i got up and there was a huge sweat stain from my ass on the sheet. at the time i was kind of embarrassed but the more i thought about it i figured she was the one that should be embarrassed for the lousy bj skills. i have a few others but that was the first one i have ever encountered. [/ QUOTE ] When I was in HS, a younger girl was giving me a BJ and by BJ I mean trying to scrape the skin off my dick. Anyway, I eventually told her to stop and she got all embarassed and ran out of the room. Apparently she went and told her brother, because he showed up and wanted to fight me. Weirdest confrontation I was ever apart of. |
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08-09-2005, 01:14 AM
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Apparently she went and told her brother, because he showed up and wanted to fight me. Weirdest confrontation I was ever apart of. [/ QUOTE ] That would suck. |
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08-09-2005, 02:12 AM
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Re: Embarrassing sexual incidents
it's always fun when you are hooking up with this girl on the night before her birthday, and then the ex-boyfriend flies in the next morning from 3k miles away (CA to NY) to try and get the girl back.
It's even more fun when your ex-roommate lets the guy into my building. It's even more fun when the ex and the girl start fighting in the middle of your living room while you are taking a shower because you have to be at work in an hour. It's even more fun when the girl's mother gets my cellphone number (HOW I DO NOT KNOW) and tells me that i can not leave her daughter alone with this psycho ex. It's even more fun when you have to take a cab back to her apartment with the girl and the ex, and you are riding bitch seat. It was worth it though, she does this thing with her tongue.... |
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08-09-2005, 02:14 AM
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It's even more fun when you have to take a cab back to her apartment with the girl and the ex, and you are riding bitch seat. [/ QUOTE ] haha i got a great visual from this. |
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08-09-2005, 02:24 AM
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LMAO thats funny. [/ QUOTE ] It wasn't if you were there. I was freaking out. This guy is huge, and he was the biggest puss ever. When she told him to get back on a plane, he started crying in my living room. for 2 hrs. it was 1pm before we finally got out of my apt. i was supposed to be at work at 10:30am. looking back, definately funny now. everytime i talk to this girl (about 2x a week) this comes up. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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