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one time my sister and i were talking and i was petting her cat. her butt was pointing towards me and i suddenly wanted to poke her little bum hole. so we got a q-tip and sprayed it with cold water. i sort of poked at her little hole w/ it. it was beyond hilarious at the time. her eyes narrowed and her hole clenched as i poked it. i did not actually push it in, nor would i have in a million years for any amount of money, but i still feel a bit bad about it...it seemed like a good idea at the time.. [/ QUOTE ] Took me 2 reads to realize he was talking about sodomizing the cat and not his sister. |
#2
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http://grouphug.us/random Stuff like this is awesome: [ QUOTE ] I have a bitch for an ex-girlfriend. I once fell asleep while she was riding me. [/ QUOTE ] Refresh for more. Post your favorites. [/ QUOTE ] Notproud rules over this site... http://www.notproud.com/lust/ [ QUOTE ] For some reason, I didn't mind sucking his dick, even when he pushed my head down until I choked. I didn't mind the fact that I spit his cum all over his stomach, then we got up and left. I even don't mind that I haven't talked to him in 3 weeks and I'm pretty sure he told his girlfriend. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I deliberately lead a 17 year old girl on just to have sex. This included telling her I loved her, would always care for her, and take her away from her molesting step-father. She was a great [censored] but dumb as a rock. Blew her off and the last I heard, she weighed 200lbs and had 3 kids with some loser. Dodged a major bullet there. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I think about sleeping with my sister, every day. I know it's wrong, but I don't care. She's the hottest girl I've ever known and I can't get off without thinking about her. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I want to tie your husband to a chair and make him watch us [censored]. Then I want to tie you to a chair so you can both watch me [censored] your daughter. Again. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Sent him dirty emails at work yesterday telling him what I wanted to do to him. Met him later and gave him quite possibly the best blowjob ever while he fingered me and made me come 3 times. In between all the sucking I demanded he come in my mouth, which of course he obliged. Told the hubby I was at the gap. I'm so going to hell. [/ QUOTE ] I'm never getting married. Ever. |
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I spent several hours over spring break photoshopping a picture of Heidi Klum into a four-armed snake woman, all the while sporting profound wood. I think the best thing for me to do now is to just hang myself [/ QUOTE ] |
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I want to squat down and have a poo on the floor. Not in a pile, but to 'waddle' forward while pooing so there's a long streak. Then I'd measure it. [/ QUOTE ] Wow. |
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im in a healthy relationship right now and i hate it [/ QUOTE ] |
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