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Re: Hellmuth/Matusow Bathroom Chat
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You are in homeostasis with your own germs. But the other players at your table aren't. So you're going to return to the table without washing your hands, handle your chips as you put them into the pot, then lose them to seat number four -- who will promptly die of hepatitis. [/ QUOTE ] That's what we like to call "dead money". |
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Re: Hellmuth/Matusow Bathroom Chat
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Re: Hellmuth/Matusow Bathroom Chat
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[ QUOTE ] You are in homeostasis with your own germs. But the other players at your table aren't. So you're going to return to the table without washing your hands, handle your chips as you put them into the pot, then lose them to seat number four -- who will promptly die of hepatitis. [/ QUOTE ] That's what we like to call "dead money". [/ QUOTE ] POTD...that may lead to a new dimention in poker...you may have busted me out....but you now have gonnaherpasiphilaids. Have a nice day. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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Re: Hellmuth/Matusow Bathroom Chat
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[ QUOTE ] And yes, Mike didn't wash his hands as he left. [/ QUOTE ] Logically, not washing his hands does not present any problem assuming a) he didn't piss on them, and b) his junk is clean. Men usually wash their hands after they piss because it just seems unsanitary not to, when in reality it is perfectly fine to the best of my knowledge. People are full of anomalies like this, though - for example, most men wouldn't dream of not washing their hands after they use the bathroom, but also wouldn't dream of washing their hands after they handle money, which as far as sanitariness is concerned is way worse. N.B: I wash my hands after I piss. Mostly to shut other people up about it though. [/ QUOTE ] Just think of the process (at least for me): Unzip with dirty hands Piss zip wash hands check zipper as I walk out the door |
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