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Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
I'll start: Couch cushions. I put a bag of crisco in between them. My couch is good in bed. |
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Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
That would be her pooper, Bob.
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Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
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I put a bag of crisco in between them. [/ QUOTE ] Crisco comes in a bag now? |
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Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
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[ QUOTE ] I put a bag of crisco in between them. [/ QUOTE ] Crisco comes in a bag now? [/ QUOTE ] No, you put crisco in a sandwich bag, or in my case, a 40 gallon trash bag, and then go to town on that. |
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Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
Lois Griffin: Peter, talent doesn't disappear just like that!
Peter Griffin: Well, sometimes it does. I mean, you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night. [Flashback] Peter Griffin: Come on Lois, move or something! Jeez, it's like doing it with a pillow. [Flashforward] Lois Griffin: Peter, I stayed at my mother's that night. Peter Griffin: Oh |
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Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
Your Mom.
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Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
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Your Mom. [/ QUOTE ] Wow, creative! |
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Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
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Wow, creative! [/ QUOTE ] Yea. I'm pretty sure being "creative" about finding new things to [censored] isn't really a good thing. |
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Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
There's a site that lists a bunch of these homemade sex toys. BTW, I admire your candor.
Freakin |
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Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
When I was 13ish I took one of the dice shakers from our Parcheesi game and soaked it in water hoping it would simulate a blowjob.
-Michael |
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