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#41
05-19-2005, 11:58 AM
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Re: Even been caught whackin\' by the S.O.?
True story - A company that I used to work for had a shop in Norwich. On this particular day the S.O. (Security Officer) went to visit the shop to fire an employee for theft.
Moving to the back of the busy store unannounced, he was surprised to find an employee sat in a chair, lent back so that he could just peek around the shelves to see the customers, trousers round knees, rubbing one out. Despite pleas of 'It's my lunch hour', said employee was summarily dismissed, so that made two for the day. In that particular company, probably until this day, masturbating is known as 'Doing a Norwich' 
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#42
05-19-2005, 12:09 PM
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Re: Even been caught whackin\' by the S.O.?
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Regular Vasoline is terrible for JO'ing. Try Intensive Care. [/ QUOTE ] word....phantoms like a muthafucker
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#43
05-19-2005, 12:12 PM
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Re: Even been caught whackin\' by the S.O.?
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I prefer the term "jilling off". [/ QUOTE ] or doubling clicking the mouse
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#45
05-19-2005, 01:04 PM
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Re: Even been caught whackin\' by the S.O.?
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It took me about 6 or 7 posts into this thread before I realized SO was sig. other, and not Senior Officer.... I was like WTF?!?!? Who the hell here would a) have a senior officer and b) jerk off aroudn them..... And I'm not even in teh military.... Freakin [/ QUOTE ] LMAO. Comedic gold. Birdie.
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#46
05-19-2005, 03:05 PM
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Re: Even been caught whackin\' by the S.O.?
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bzzzzzz [/ QUOTE ] In spite of the fact that I just read 40 pages of quotes from women describing how they masturbate, it took me like 10 minutes to figure out what "bzzzzzz" meant. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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#47
05-19-2005, 04:47 PM
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Re: Even been caught whackin\' by the S.O.?
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It took me about 6 or 7 posts into this thread before I realized SO was sig. other, and not Senior Officer.... I was like WTF?!?!? Who the hell here would a) have a senior officer and b) jerk off aroudn them..... And I'm not even in teh military.... Freakin [/ QUOTE ] HAPPY BDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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#48
05-19-2005, 06:29 PM
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Re: Even been caught whackin\' by the S.O.?
Yes. And she gets jealous.
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#49
05-19-2005, 06:33 PM
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Re: Even been caught whackin\' by the S.O.?
LOL [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
S.O.= Significant Other Having worked there before (and misreading the title of the post), I thought the title was Ever been caught whackin' by the Sheriff's Office? Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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#50
05-21-2005, 02:17 PM
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Re: Even been caught whackin\' by the S.O.?
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And she gets jealous. [/ QUOTE ] Im still trying to figure that 1 out. Why anyone would really care if your beating the bishop. Im bored I wack it. Big deal. Have I been caught. O let me count by how many!!!!
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