Poker haiku

[the shadow]

Some more, from RGP, courtesy of Google:

slamster:

the Way of Poker
is simply to play the game
not to win or lose

the cards do not care
What happens: flop, turn, river
push the chips. next hand


gmr:

ace and king of spades
fantastic, I flopped two pair!
oh no! running flush!


Eleaticus:

me pocket-rockets
and small blind 5-2 offsuit
the poker gods chuckle


Saint Cad:

aces in the hand
sitting at a tight table
only buys the blinds


DP75089:

my kings are beaten
it cannot be my playing
on-line poker cheats


Perry Friedman:

Omaha hi/lo
Unfuckingbelievable
I'm rivered again


Doctor K:

Pocket Aces. Cracked.
He flopped a straight with deuce-five.
Nice hand, sir. Well played.


Terrence Chan:

Discipline like monk
Skillful with game selection
Adequate bankroll


Dan Kimberg:

It takes more to play
poker than I can express
in twenty-five words


Karlon West:

The fish want to call
The fish do not want to fold
Make them call, get rich


Mr. Bob:

a haiku on poker
more precise term is needed
i suggest poku


anonymous:

money you don't lose
matters more in the long run
than money you win

good holdem players
must remain aggressive. oops,
ran into aces