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\"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
"Can asian man and white gill farr in rove?"
"Who's hotter: this 13-year-old or this 11-year-old?" "I bought a game system for no reason, recommend some games" "Why is it lightsabers can absorb lightening?" "How do you guys make things in your life occur so that later you can talk about them?" Sweet monkey jesus, you guys need help, and I'm here to provide it. Give me the opportunity to help you not be the way you are anymore. Let me clear your dazed mind, and get you out of the sullen masturbatory desk-stuck hunch that defines the blur of your waking hours. Ask me for advice, for I have gazed into the abyss and lived to tell the tale. You weren't born a pathetic halfwit, and you don't have to die that way, but if some of you continue on your paths unobstructed, that's where you'll end up: friendless, alone and spotty. From here into the foreseeable future, if you respond to this thread with a life-question or start an OOT thread called "Dear bison", I will repair your shattered existence. Let me fix you. Let me cover your shame. It's the least I can do. |
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
Perhaps I should clarify: in order to get a response, questions are going to have to be either legitimate or entertaining.
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
"Perhaps I should clarify: in order to get a response, questions are going to have to be either legitimate or entertaining."
Apparently not. -Michael |
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
Try leaving the house.
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
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"Can asian man and white gill farr in rove?" [/ QUOTE ] It took be about a minute to figure it out, but I've been laughing since I did. |
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
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How much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [/ QUOTE ]A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
Try leaving the house.
Yes, that would be an example of the concise, well-reasoned advice I'll be giving. |
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
I have faith in you.
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Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
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Let me clear your dazed mind, and get you out of the sullen masturbatory desk-stuck hunch that defines the blur of your waking hours. [/ QUOTE ] If the above quote just described me perfectly should I really be concerned? |
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