worst pain ever?? - Page 7

jakethebake · #61 03-30-2005, 12:31 PM

I'm going with obstructed large intestine. That's right I was constipated! But it was up higher in my system than normal constipation. Anyway, I made the mistake of taking a chemical laxative. My wife found me lying on the hallway floor moaning. I thought I was going to die. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

KJS · #62 03-30-2005, 02:59 PM

Appendicitis. Totally crippling. Like bad constipation times 100. That and the catheter I got after surgery. Twice.

KJS

Jersey Nick · #63 03-30-2005, 03:29 PM

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icy hot on the balls and it's not even close.

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Accident or on purpose?

M2d · #64 03-30-2005, 03:32 PM

take two six packs and call your doctor in the morning.

jakethebake · #65 03-30-2005, 03:33 PM

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icy hot on the balls and it's not even close.

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Accident or on purpose?

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Yes. Don't keep it in the nightstand next to the lube.

Dex · #66 03-30-2005, 06:21 PM

Testicular torsion (twisted testicle).

Thankfully, they got me into surgery quickly enough that I didn't lose the testicle.

LethalRose · #67 03-30-2005, 06:31 PM

umm...im pretty lucky as far as bad things happening to me. One time I was doing dumbbell press when my wrist decided it was no longer going to support the 80ib barbell i was trying to lift, so the barbell hit my wrist, then my arm went to the ground very fast, tearing something and making me almost pass out..i dont use dumbbells anymore

i would of dropped the weight but it was over my chest..that would hurt a lot more.

I also broke my wrist when i fell out of a tree a few years ago, that hurt.

yes im a wuss.

dabluebery · #68 03-30-2005, 06:33 PM

Getting my nose re-set hurt 10x as much as it breaking originally (batted ball to the face), despite all the numbing crap they stuck up my nose to prepare me.

M2d · #69 03-30-2005, 06:37 PM

1) in college. line drive up the middle (I was pitching). missed the bits and pieces by a couple of inches. still hurt like hell. I can only imagine what a nad shot would have felt like.

2) growing up, i was screwing around in a tide pool. evidently a moray eel though my thumb looked like food. evidently he also thought it tasted like food because he didn't let go. being 6 or so, I jerked away and came up with a shredded thumb.

gilper · #70 03-30-2005, 06:53 PM

I've been bitten by dogs, torn my ACL twice, had severe ankle sprains, and dislocated my neck. But the worst pain would have to be the shingles. Nothing like an intense burning pain on one side of your body originating in the nerves themselves.