Merry Christmas

[Gamblor]

There was a great South Park tonight...

I missed the first half, but the kids get involved with Santa's workshop while Santa is off bringing Christmas to Iraq. Naturally, the "aye-rackis" fire a rocket launcher and take down his reindeer. He ends up channeling Jesus to rescue him from the Iraqis...

At the end, he gives a speech to the town, the gist of which being:

"We almost missed Christmas but a man named Jesus came and rescued me. I propose that from now on, we use this day to remember his birth."

Naturally the crowd goes wild at this suggestion.

Just classic.