The saga continues.....having a g/f is tough!!

[Tyler Durden]

So the g/f wants me to get tested for STDs. Yikes! They like, stick a QTip up your peepee! Twice!

Has anyone been tested? How badly does it hurt?

For those of you that say "shut up, be a man and get tested, don't act like a baby" I'm saying F all of you right now, just to get it over with.

[Edge34]

I've never been tested, but I hear there's other types of tests that are, um, er...less invasive. Check it out.

Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool.

[namknils]

Well I can't say she's way off base, you are planning on cheating on her...right?

If you don't want to take the tests, dump her. Then you won't have to cheat on her either.

[Topflight]

No Q-tip goes up my peehole for any chick.

[junkmail3]

Yeah, you've been sleeping with her anyway. So, she should already have them. (I'm assuming you want to go the unprotected route?)

Plus, you want to dump her anyway.

Doesn't sound necessary to me.

[wacki]

Last I heard a blood test was all you needed. That's what they did for me anyway.

[MarkL444]

reading this post made my peepee hurt

[Tyler Durden]

Good Van Wilder reference.

I've never had unprotected sex so I don't really see why I should get tested, but she's on the pill so I guess part of the reason I'd be getting tested is so we can raw dog it. Though I'm apprehensive about doing that b/c using the condom in addition to the pill sounds much safer.

My friend got tested and he told me about the QTip deal. And my female friend who is a slut said that's what guys tell her happens to them.

[tolbiny]

I think the swab test is specifically for Ghonorea... uhhh, so i've heard.

[tolbiny]

"My friend got tested and he told me about the QTip deal. And my female friend who is a slut said that's what guys tell her happens to them."

Ummmm, something lke a cotton ball on the end of a paperclip would be a good analogy.
Bent in the same way.
Don't do that one.