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The Enforcer Group
A while ago I received a PM asking me to join a seperate group of posters policing the forum. Basically if they don't like someone they just complain in masse at the same time.
I declined as I didn't believe they could change the Zoo but I'll be damned if I don't see heads flying. It's conform or go the way of the doodoo. I'm sorry I missed my chance, is the offer still open to join? |
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Re: The Enforcer Group
You can't go around posting things like this.
It is nonsense, no truth to it. |
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Re: The Enforcer Group
You can't go around posting things like this.
It is nonsense, no truth to it. PM to Granny: Warning From: The Real Don We have been watching you and to this point we have let you go on posting because of your reputation. However at this point we are too strong for even you fight. Either you conform and stay on topic or the mod will receive 25-30 requests for your removal and another 10-15 over the following 24 hours. No more sarcasm no more humor or no more grannie. You have been warned and you've seen others go, don't force our hand. --------------------------------- PM to Granny From: Head Enforcer Granny, I don't write posts I simply organize. One of our members may have been a bit pushy in a PM to you. Let me lay out for you what is happening. This is not a comedy or sex forum but an internet gambling forum. A large group of us sick of seeing spam have banned together and won't take it any more. I don't have to review the evidence that we have the Mod's ear. We kindly ask you to stop all sarcasm, humor, and sex innuendos in your posts and replies. Thank you. ---------------------------------------------- <font color="red"> A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit."</font> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ <font color="green"> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.</font> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++= <font color="red">A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at the convention?" "Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?" "Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." </font> |
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Re: The Enforcer Group
OMG that was funny. I read the pm's, I slowly scroll past the icons and i see
<font color="red"> A precious little girl walks into a pet shop </font> : I have tears in my eyes. |
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Re: The Enforcer Group
I got 3 messages to leave. 1 said "It is ok to post in "Other Topics" forum and the other 2 said to go to RGP.
I have but 4 posts why is everyone mad at Raji? |
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I have but 4 posts why is everyone mad at Raji [/ QUOTE ] Beacuse most people that post here are waaaaaay to uptight for their own good. I like ya Raji, still hoping for the jelly doughnut secret. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] jHE |
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Re: The Enforcer Group
So are the Enforcers still in action?
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I got 3 messages to leave. 1 said "It is ok to post in "Other Topics" forum and the other 2 said to go to RGP. I have but 4 posts why is everyone mad at Raji? [/ QUOTE ] Are you related to Pumegi Alabari? |
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A large group of us sick of seeing spam have banned together and won't take it any more. I don't have to review the evidence that we have the Mod's ear. [/ QUOTE ] fuck off Donny boy. |
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Re: The Enforcer Group
Anything in red is a PM from the chump posse. Anything in black is me.
<font color="red">Title: You won't From: The Real Don Get an invitation. You have backed several of the targets we had dismissed. As long as you watch yourself we'll let you stay though. </font> I mentioned i am untouchable. Not because i think so but as far as this group goes, they dont have a chance. It was more just to see what kind of reaction i'd get. <font color="red">Title: Re: You won't From: The Real Don If you are related to the owner perhaps. If not 50 complaints staggered over a week would do the trick even to grannie. Others have thought they were untouchable, go ahead and think that, just don't spam. </font> I also got one from <font color="red">Title: Let's resolve this From: Head Enforcer You are a long time poster and we don't want to see you go. You can't go challenging our messengers though. Please be courteous from now on. Also when we need your support we expect it. </font> If you ever PM me you can trust they will not be shared in public, however this does not go for trolls. The leading candidate IMO for who this is is Astroglide. Just a hunch. If it is not you Astro, i apologize. rJ |
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