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View Poll Results: Do you actively use PokerEdge and have you received the warning e-mail from Party/Skins? | |||
Yes | 15 | 17.65% | |
No | 70 | 82.35% | |
Voters: 85. You may not vote on this poll |
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Limerick Finalists...
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Krishan ------------------------------------------ Asofel There once was a man from hushtucket, Who's luck was so bad he said 'f*ck it' He gave in to tilt, Lost the BR he built, And now he can never say 'muck it'. So take heed my hush poster and learn, For the best of us always do earn, If you know what to do, Trust your gut and brain too, May your your outs be clean on the turn. But for those who continue to whine, STFU and reread your line, You can't possibly win, When your play is a sin, Now give me your money, its mine. ------------------------------------------- Deception5 You've been here for quite some time That's why I write this rhyme You should know by now Don't have a cow That post wasn't worth a dime If you're new then please resist The urge to make posts like this You'll need to read Or else you'll bleed Your chips cuz you're the fish Either way I must implore If you're unable to make a score Please end this thread Just go and spread Your legs and bonus whore ------------------------------------- Fyodor There once was a poster named you Who exhibited nary a clue We love to deride Since you posted slide And make you look like a fool If it's sympathy that you came here to find You're completely out of your mind Go back to women's t.v. Instead of pestering me Stat posts aren't our favourite kind You've been running bad for 8k That's not much more than a day You came here to win And we let you in Please just shut up and play --------------------------------------- Catt This is a dim-witted post; The kind that we all hate the most; A jumble of stats, Or downswinging “Rats!” Like a virus in search of a host. If you are a good, winning player, As opposed to a chip-spewing brayer, Get back to the felt, Play the hands that you’re dealt, And soon you’ll be doing OKer. Take my advice, please, you unthinking clod, In the form of this good-natured prod, This won’t help your game, But will get you flamed, Stop posting this crap! Where’s the Mod? ---------------------------------------------- Surfdoc If you post this trash on the board We will cut your nuts off with a sword There is no way you will ever get rich Since you are now Krishan's bitch and he'll post this in your thread when he's bored Downswings are part of the game So whining about them is lame Focus your your will On improving your skill Or you'll have only yourself blame --------------------------------------- PTjvs Guy A was a noob who ran hot He thought he was good but was not When it came to pass the dumb fish lost his ass He said "Variance sucks, cuz I rock!" Guy B, an unfortunate smchuck was having the most terrible luck. He'd fix leaks by the host by putting his stats in a post called "I thought I was good, do i suck?" Whether you are Guy A or Guy B It makes no God Damn difference to me When it comes down to it, your 10k hands just ain't [censored]. and [censored] ain't what we come here to see. ---------------------------------------- Our House I see posts like yours all day. They get more and more in my way. I will tell you this: It's variance -- bitch. Keep playing and you'll be OK. If you put this up to get better. Spare us, send Sklansky a letter. The whines and the boasts And egotistical posts Will only make your numbers redder. A downswing like yours just won't bust us. Your stats and your graphs just disgust us. Now, get THIS through your head: Your meaningless thread... Just got pwned by my poetic justice |
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Re: Limerick Finalists...
Remember if you are not sure which
My rhymes they flow without glitch My sh!t is so clean You know what I mean Now log in and vote for me bitch |
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I think Catt wins in a landslide. Top-notch stuff, Catt.
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I think Catt wins in a landslide. Top-notch stuff, Catt. [/ QUOTE ] Catt's comes the closest to scanning, rhyming, and being funny. |
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[ QUOTE ] I think Catt wins in a landslide. Top-notch stuff, Catt. [/ QUOTE ] Catt's comes the closest to scanning, rhyming, and being funny. [/ QUOTE ] I just read through all of those rats. And recently looked at the stats. While having just voted, We'll make sure it's noted That mine is right up there with Catt's. |
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I think I win. No one else has evan sucking dick.
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This is why I flunked writing, but here's my feeble attempt at a poem. enjoy :P.
Hey, this is Krishan tuning in, Whats up with the chin? Zomfg, you just got runner runnered, Sucks that you can’t handle that well-mannered Hey tilty fish, can you post your screen name in? Whether you’re running like Baronzeus, Or just a donk holding seven-deuce, The point is to move on. These posts don’t do [censored] in the long— So chill out and drink some orange juice. I’m tired of reading this sh*t. Grow up and go suck a tit. Clogging the forum won’t grow your e-dick. I’d really hate to be a prick, but heres a tip; [censor] off nitwit. |
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A good shorthanded player I'm not
But a bunch of PT stats help a lot So please vote for me as I'm sure you can see Winning free DBs would be quite hot |
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A good shorthanded player I'm not But a bunch of PT stats help a lot So please vote for me as I'm sure you can see Winning free DBs would be quite hot [/ QUOTE ] g000t enuf me |
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i voted for u buddy! ride it home!
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