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Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
1.) I'm stuck $8Mil (lifetime)
2.) I gave up on systems to beat Roulette 3.) I suck at SnG's 4.) My Son is smarter than I am 5.) I don't really give-a-rat's-ass if I get laid, or not [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] 6.) Daliman gives me a headache 7.) My humor goes un-appreciated on 2+2 8.) Yugo "drops-in" after work 9.) I used to bet on "naked-by-Stateline" during my drives to Vegas; now it's "Bones-or-alone" 10.) I planned to live to be 60 11.) I can't figure-out how Zen beats me at a game where I'm (+)EV 12.) I'm thinking about giving a Tommy Bahama shirt to Beef [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
#62
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Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
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[ QUOTE ] I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] THIS IS JUST TOO "F'ing" CUTE [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] 66's and Beef have the same birthday, are the same age, and neither one of these jerkoffs can get laid [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] And I Thought Yugo was the most pathetic piece of dog-doo I knew [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Wow, that really is an amazing coincidence. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] |
#63
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Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
Beefy -
I thought your bad beat had to do with that conversation we had on AIM: Yugo: u did skipper?...did he pay?! JohnnyBeef: no i gave him a freebee Yuck. I mean Skipperbob is practically fossilized dude...c'mon. Yugoslav |
#64
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Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
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People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers? [/ QUOTE ] I posted a runner runner flush... |
#65
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Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
Good, but still not that amazing. Didn't the guy have a gutshot as well? And he pushed. I prefer when they call with nothing and catch runner runner.
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#66
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Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
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People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers? [/ QUOTE ] In the hand I posted I flopped the second nuts (though vulnerable), by the end of the hand I had 0% chance of winning a showdown. That's a pretty sick 'beat'. |
#67
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Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
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[ QUOTE ] People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers? [/ QUOTE ] I posted a runner runner flush... [/ QUOTE ] Runner-runner flushes are positively mundane. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] I couldn't find anything worse than 2-outer in a brief search, but I'm still fond of this one from last night (not really a bad beat, but still). PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (6 handed) converter BB (t1905) UTG (t5605) MP (t245) Hero (t1395) Button (t2215) SB (t2135) Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t300</font>, MP calls t245 (All-In), <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1395</font>, Button calls t1395, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t5605</font>, Button calls t820 (All-In). Flop: (t9610) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font> Turn: (t9610) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font> River: (t9610) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font> Final Pot: t9610 Results below: UTG has K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (one pair, kings). MP has Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card, ace). Hero has K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, aces and kings). Button has J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, jacks). Even more amusing was that UTG had his stack because his JJ had rivered a jack vs MPs AA on the hand right before this one. |
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Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
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I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] i beat you by 21 days tripdad |
#69
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Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
Ok, here's my contribution to the thread.
Party Poker Pot-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx Hero (t825) UTG (t2920) MP (t2565) Button (t650) SB (t1040) Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. UTG calls t100, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t400</font>, UTG calls t300, SB folds. Flop: (t900) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets t100</font>, Hero raisess [t525] , UTG calls t325. Turn: (t1325) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: (t1325) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: t1325 Results Hero has Js Jc (full house, kings full of jacks). UTG has 7s Ks (four of a kind, kings). Outcome: UTG wins t1325. Notice it's pot limit. (yeah, bought in by accident). I usually do my punch-the-wall manouver when something like this happens, but this time I was running well and this was just too amazing, so I just laughed. |
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Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
Some MTT on Stars, we're ITM.
Hero: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Hero raises in MP, Button calls. Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Hero bets, Button pushes, Hero calls Button has: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] |
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