Girl at a Bar. Your Play?

Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

[Dudd]

Wait, she's got a si_teen incher? I think it might be time to find another target after that revelation.

[Yobz]

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Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

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Brilliant.

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Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

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Brilliant.

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Thanks. Of course this isn't what I'd really do. In all seriousness I'd just walk over and pull it out and set it in her salad and ask her to autograph it or something.

[HesseJam]

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Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

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Brilliant.

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This is seriously the wittiest dating thread I've ever seen on OOT.

So the shots of water thing has worked? What's your followup?

[CarlSpackler]

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This is seriously the wittiest dating thread I've ever seen on OOT.

So the shots of water thing has worked? What's your followup?

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Just go over and start talking to them. Or you can tease them and wait a few minutes before approaching. One time the table of girls returned the favor by sending us water shots. We raised our drinks and thanked them, and enjoyed the shots.

Just don't say something stupid like my friend did one time:

Friend: "I just wanted to tell you ladies that you are by far the second best looking table of girls on this side of the bar."

Girls: They look around confused. Quickly realize that they're the only table of girls on that side of the bar. Proceed to get angry at friend.

Friend to me: We gotta get outta here...

[Alobar]

I dont have anything funnier to add than any of the several already brilliant replys in this thread [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Doesnt really matter what you do here, shes obviously digging your game, you can keep being cutesy if you want, or just go up and talk to her.

A true pimp tho would tell her that you dont like cheaters, and then get her to buy YOU a beer to make up for it.

[danzasmack]

Write "OOO no you did not!" and then go home alone.

[Gunny Highway]

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You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

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It doesn't matter. The waitress already told her you're on your web phone asking your dorky Internet friends what to do next.