Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)

[Mason Hellmuth]

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is this guy foreign? i've noticed that alot of countries don't seem to have discovered the art of ass wiping.

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No, he is from PA.

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This probably explains it after all!

[RunDownHouse]

You could just get him one of these and leave it wrapped up in front of his door:

[pokerdirty]

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You could just get him one of these and leave it wrapped up in front of his door:


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OOOOOOH, that looks like FUN!

[B Dids]

This is about how fat I am, and I can wipe my ass just fine. This kid doesn't need special equpipment, he needs to not be [censored] gross.

[Chairman Wood]

Is such an ass wiper even available for purchase?

A while ago I came across the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance website. While perusing their forums, I came across a serious thread about how to wipe. A lot of them just always took showers after every dump, but others had come up with contraptions involving long sticks and towels. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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Truly this is our future.

[pokerdirty]

maybe he gets some really good ass cheek spreadage from the toilet seat and doesn't need to wipe. i don't see this as a really good possiblity, but hey, sillier things have happened.

[xadrez]

The OP's post just shattered my reality constructs.

I havent even read any of the responses and Im not even sure I can continue. WOW.

[CollinEstes]

I had a discussion about this a long time ago with a friend and we determined that people that fat probabably have to do one of two things.

1.) Shower after every dump.

2.) Use a beach towel, imagine flossing.