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Re: Strangest Thing You Own!
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[ QUOTE ] I need to find someplace better to store this: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg [/ QUOTE ] that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny. [/ QUOTE ] Your reply is hilarious given your loc: "he'd slit his mother's throat for a nickel' Well done [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] |
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Re: Strangest Thing You Own!
I have one of these in my gameroom. The scale still works as does the fortune telling mechanism.
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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks. No, I'm not kidding. Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops. [/ QUOTE ] Think we found our winner. |
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Wait...you were drunk when you were 12 years old and stole one of these? [/ QUOTE ] No, I was drunk when I was 17 years old and I stole one of these, which is a strange yet apt parallel to my current condition of me being drunk at 19 years old and commenting on my previous theft. (I'm way cooler now though, I don't steal stuff unless it's at least 200 years old.) |
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The entire lower leg, including the hoof, of a bull. The whole thing is wrapped around a wine bottle. I bought it in Barstow, CA years ago and guess I figured I would drink booze out of it. Unfortunately, it's very hard to fill without dumping stuff all over the outer pelt. I now use it to disgust people when they have the nerve to visit me. [/ QUOTE ] We were just outside of Barstow when the drugs began to take hold... |
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[ QUOTE ] 24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks. No, I'm not kidding. Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops. [/ QUOTE ] Think we found our winner. [/ QUOTE ] i move that, while Dominic is still alowed to share stories and other oddities, he not be allowed to compete in contests like the one at present. its really not fair to the rest of us. but yeah, his is many times better than mine, i think i'm just a little jealous. |
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I have a golf putter made out of a buffalo penis.
I get sick of hearing, "Give it a nice stroke." |
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A 1933 Luger. Didn't buy it, my grandfather brought it back. I also have a hand grenade from him laying around here somewhere.
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I own a Furby and a 10 year old jar of catish bait called BeeJay. I still take it places at random. It's the foulest stuff ever.
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I have a small stuffed toy yak named "Yak." It is bearded and has a rainbow bandana. It was a birthday gift from my ex-girlfriend.
It was a good gift. |
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