Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped

I sh!t you not, but this girl I was dating a few years back had this roommate that one of those crazy girls that as soon as you show her any attention she is immediately in love with you and acts like you are going to get married any day now. But she was talking to this one guy and he dumped her and he is excuse was, and this is her exact quote, "He said god was not happy about it us. He told me he couldn't explain it, but he felt that god didn't want us to date any more." I had to leave the room so I wouldn't laugh directly to her face.

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I sh!t you not, but this girl I was dating a few years back had this roommate that one of those crazy girls that as soon as you show her any attention she is immediately in love with you and acts like you are going to get married any day now. But she was talking to this one guy and he dumped her and he is excuse was, and this is her exact quote, "He said god was not happy about it us. He told me he couldn't explain it, but he felt that god didn't want us to date any more." I had to leave the room so I wouldn't laugh directly to her face.

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HA! i wondered what happened to what-s-her-face after i left her.

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By the way, I think TuckerMax wins this one.

Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarty Does Not Ensue

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LOL, good story. That wasn't the reason she dumped you, but it's definitely funny.

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So you're telling me I wrote "bitch" in French's all over her car for no reason?

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ScottieK

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By the way, I think TuckerMax wins this one.

Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarty Does Not Ensue

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if you haven't, read this immediately

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By the way, I think TuckerMax wins this one.

Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarty Does Not Ensue

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I love that site.

I've killed tons of time there.

That is the funniest thing I have ever read. Immediately forwarding to everyone I know...and a great reason to get dumped!

ScottieK

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By the way, I think TuckerMax wins this one.

Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarty Does Not Ensue

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I love that site.

I've killed tons of time there.

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I make negative value judgements about people that find Tucker Max amusing and they're almost always right.

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but it's funny!

Oh well.

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By the way, I think TuckerMax wins this one.

Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarty Does Not Ensue

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dude, that ish is top notch


wow....