Mirage 10-20 conversation

[Tyler Durden]

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Woman1: (sardonically) "You must be fascinated with all this talk about shoes." [ QUOTE ]
I think you meant sarcastically?

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Are you asking a question or making a statement?

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Maybe?

[BottlesOf]

Do you think Woman 2's line indicates she thinks that slutty girls where certain types of shoes? Do we think this is true? What type of shoes would these be?

[Clarkmeister]

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She's outrageously endowed, very plumped-up lips, bleach-blonde, tiny waist. Kind of a cross between a younger Charo and Jessica Rabbit. Anyone know her?

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Yeah, I know the one. Her name was the same as on that pin she was wearing on her shirt.

GoT

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You left out the "she's gross" part.

[Phat Mack]

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Do you think Woman 2's line indicates she thinks that slutty girls where certain types of shoes?

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Yes, or nice girls in a slutty mood.

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Do we think this is true?

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Yes we do.

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What type of shoes would these be?

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It's code. A lot more women than men understand the code. A lot more gay than straight men understand the code (think Legally Blonde). I first became aware that this code existed about 25 years ago, but haven't made much progress cracking it. There are certain obvious tells, such as certain types of straps, but the code is way deeper than that, and way over my head.

Here's a practice exercise. The next time you are in a club and see a hottie, go to the nearest woman who looks like she has spent some time shopping, point to the hottie and ask, "Is she wearing come-f*ck-me shoes?" You'll be provided with a detailed analysis.

[Moneyline]

I don't know her, but sometimes she plays the 5/10 NL game at the Mirage. Every time I've seen her playing she's dressed like a whore and sucking on a lolipop.

[benfranklin]

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Here's a practice exercise. The next time you are in a club and see a hottie, go to the nearest woman who looks like she has spent some time shopping, point to the hottie and ask, "Is she wearing come-f*ck-me shoes?" You'll be provided with a detailed analysis.

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Although I remain generally naive on such subjects despite my advanced years, I can provide some details:

1. The polite terminology is CFM shoes. Anyone who doesn't know what that stands for will not be able to provide any more information anyway.

2. The only CFM shoes I can identify are backless high heels. Beyond that, I believe the nuances are too subtle for most straight men.

[Tom1975]

I've always heard them referred to as Fvck-me-pumps

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Well done, Phat Mack

Where's that member rating? I need to bump yours up a few notches

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since I've gotten a truly condescending reply to a post

You paid for it, you got it

[BottlesOf]

I think this is fascinating. I must crack the code!