Hellmuth Loses Crown!!

[tpir90036]

Jeez. Well you can color me jealous. The only part that bothered me was "Don't they know that life's too short to wait in line?" Well of course I do, but as a "poor rube" I don't always have that option since I don't have millions in the bank or quasi-celebrity status [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

-tpir

[chuddo]

he is a knob.

but in addition i think he is an embarassingly bad writer. i genuinely look forward to more of antonio's craaaaazy nights. he truly is a primo stuff-strutter.

[cwsiggy]

Aren't girls called chicks???? or babes???

Since when are they called Betties???

Keep in mind I'm 36 and grew up on Floyd and The Cars.

[Jax_Grinder]

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You know you've had too much to drink when you go to brush something off your shoulder and it's the floor.

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That line is priceless. The rest of the article is pure drivel. What a nit.

[PokerProdigy]

Hey man, I'm only 20 and I have NEVER heard of "betties." Must just be some pimp-ass-magician lingo [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[ttleistdci]

This article was in my ALL IN sample thing that they sent me with a 1 year free offer. After reading that, I don't see how anyone could call up and say, "Yes! Definitely sign me up so I can read more of that!"
Trash.

[gonores]

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There's a long line of rockstars-in-their-minds at the door, waiting behind the proverbial velvet rope, hoping to get in, hoping that their Scarface Tony Montana (boys) or Paris Hilton (girls) look will get them the green light from Cory and his men at the door. We don't wait of course. We've booked a table with bottle service. So we pass under the jealous gaze of the rope riders and slide inside. Poor rubes, they'll waste their night on the rope line, hoping just to pay the $20 "official" cover, and turtle into the club if they get the chance.


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THIS is the guy romantically linked with Shannon Elizabeth? God I hope he goes broke.

[thirddan]

i think its swing dancing, not line dancing...they did a wsop thing where they mentioned it....

[cwsiggy]

you're right - Swing dancing not Line. That's a bit redneck for him maybe

[MicroBob]

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P.S. Wouldn't it be funny if I was totally wrong and Chris "Jesus" Fergusen is just a big pimp who pulls some hot "betties."

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first night of the PPM cruise.

We're pretty tired pretty early. Crash-out for awhile and then wake-up at 2am or so and decide to go drinking.

Well...everyone else was either sleeping or playing cards (or drinking elsewhere I guess).

My GF and i are the ONLY one's in the club on the top deck (the Crow's Nest i believe).
We're still having a good time.


About 2:30am Chris Ferguson and some short blonde walk in.

GF looks at me like...."WTF is with that guy?" (remember..she's new to this whole poker thing). I tell her that he is a VERY good player and won the WSOP in 2000. His nickname is 'jesus'. blah blah blah.

Anyway...they hit the dance-floor. They do a couple of dances and then Chris sits in a chair and the girl does various stripper type dances with some pole in the middle of the floor and lap-dances and the like for about 6 or 7 songs I think.

She looked rather 'stripperish' in dress as well as her movements.

I have no idea if this was some date or is Chris's GF or what.


It was pretty surreal.


And like you, I didn't exactly picture Chris Ferguson as the 'clubbing' kind of guy.