I think I'm f-ed, any good lines?

[Jeebus]

timless advice from someone who knows. Unlike the guy below you. But you know, he's probably not foreign.

[whiskeytown]

I don't see why this is a problem....

I think it comes down to sitting your GF down and saying "Look, I really like what we have and I don't want your HS friend [censored] it up" -

If I would you, I'd pick a time when she's vulunerable - maybe in bed after you've gone down on her a couple times - (j/k - but you know what I mean...after one of those romantic moments) and say you're afriad of it ruining your relationship. Don't attack the girl, show ways in which the girl is attacking the two of you.

I would avoid doing it when she's in a BAD mood (even when griping about her friend) - - Catch her at a happy time.

RB

[Landon_McFly]

tell your chick that her friend made a pass at you.

[Claunchy]

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Winner.

[ohnonotthat]

Find a girl who is even more f--ked up than your GF's friend and tell her that your GF's friend is a wonderful listener.

With any luck the new girl will take up so much of your GF's F's time with HER problems your GF's F will have no time to cry on your GF's shoulder.

Naturally if the girl you choose for this assignment is hot bone her too but do not tell her you did the girl you're sending her to - it could interfere with their future friendship.

Just rent a hooker, they are cheap and fun.

[Guyon]

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The simplest solution is often best, and in this case, the solution above is gold.

By planting the seeds of deceit, your GF will begin to notice the things that piss you off about the sow. Enter feminine jealousy/man-preservation elements and the sow's as good as sassafrass.

Think of the contrary - let's say the sow says that YOU made a pass at HER...poison in the opposite direction. I suggest you drop this bomb before this manipulative bitch does you the favor.

[diebitter]

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Captain Obvious predicts: This approach will backfire. why? Your GF is a soft touch, and will forgive the skidmark - they'll work out you were lying, and byebye baby.


EDIT: Also, don't tell lies to a long-term GF. That's a kid's game. Acting like a girl's hot is okay, as long as you don't say it!

[Lazymeatball]

I don't understand how this needy friend is detracting from your relationship with your gf. Are you getting less sex as a result? Because if not I don't see the problem.

[Guyon]

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Captain Obvious predicts: This approach will backfire. why? You're GF is a soft touch, and will forgive the skidmark - they'll work out you were lying, and byebye baby.

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Good point...just hire a hit.