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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] What, the fact you're wife carries a picture of your cock? |
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"you are looking less ugly today"
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"Wow, you're really tall."
"Wow, you're really short." "Wow, your hair is really brown." If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen. |
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If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen. [/ QUOTE ] You, sir, are immediately OK in my book. |
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From random nameless strangers: "your girlfriend is amazingly beautiful."
From friends: "You don't need a lottery ticket, you have one inbetween your ears." From lady friends talking about me in another room: "I like wacki he's fun!" (said 5x in a row) |
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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] ![]() |
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"wow, you give better head than a fat chick!"
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"wow, you give better head than a fat chick!" ![]() [/ QUOTE ] I didn't know Lance Armstrong was gay... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Wacki, I was in a Management 101 seminar today and someone was giving a presentation that had your avatar in it, referring to frustration at work. OOT has now invaded my "real" life.....
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Did you ask them if they were a 2+2'er?
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