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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
I had a girl ask me her name before while she climbing ontop of me. Did you do like me and just take a random guess hoping to miraculously get it right?
BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
I heard this last night when me and the 5-6 other people who were at the house walked in right after 2 people were done boning.
"What just happened" "We had sex" "Bullshit, I didn't feel anything" |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] My friend- Hold on, let me put on a condum. Her- Oh, you're one of "those" guys. [/ QUOTE ] Ah, man I gotta stop drinking fizzy stuff while I read these boards. Just got pepsinosed (again). [/ QUOTE ] No, you didn't. Stop saying this [censored]. |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..."
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] "Say my name" Unfortunately, I was: A) Wasted B) Wrong C) Leaving... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I had a girl ask me her name before while she climbing ontop of me. Did you do like me and just take a random guess hoping to miraculously get it right? BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though [/ QUOTE ] Of course you have to throw a name out, but I tried dancing around the issue a little first. I did not share your luck with my incorectness... |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
Do what I used to, just call them 'honey', all of them, straight away. That way you don't end up calling Susan 'Helen', or Jenny 'Waynetta' etc etc
I still call my wife 'Honey', just in case [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though [/ QUOTE ] How drunk was she? |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though [/ QUOTE ] How drunk was she? [/ QUOTE ] I have laughed off quite a few of these. Most girls realize how drunk they must be to be hooking up with a guy that drunk, they no longer care. |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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I have laughed off quite a few of these. Most girls realize how drunk they must be to be hooking up with a guy that drunk, they no longer care. [/ QUOTE ] Of course this is true. The girl drunk with the intention of hooking with a guy she barely knew. The guy got drunk with the intention of hooking up with a girl he wouldn't do if he could see straight. Who cares about names? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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"Is it in yet?" [/ QUOTE ] What do you mean is it in? I'm already done. |
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