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Re: thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here?
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I have never in my entire life met a girl who expressed interest in a furry toilet seat cover. [/ QUOTE ] I have never in my entire life met a girl who could be a best friend to any guy. What's your point? |
#102
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Re: thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here?
Why can't your wife also be your "best friend"?
Why does it have to be a guy? Is there something inherent in a marriage that makes "wife as bestfriend" untenable? |
#103
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Re: thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here?
No, there is something inherent in women that makes them too different to be the type of friend that your best guy friend is. Surely this is not news...
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#104
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Re: thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here?
This thread reminds me of that joke about the guy getting a blowjob from his wife-to-be on the night before their wedding.
But I don't tell jokes very well... |
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Re: thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here?
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No, there is something inherent in women that makes them too different to be the type of friend that your best guy friend is. Surely this is not news... [/ QUOTE ] I'm guessing you equate a best friend as somebody whose fart you would light or have a belching contest against. |
#106
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Re: thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here?
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[ QUOTE ] No, there is something inherent in women that makes them too different to be the type of friend that your best guy friend is. Surely this is not news... [/ QUOTE ] I'm guessing you equate a best friend as somebody whose fart you would light or have a belching contest against. [/ QUOTE ] Actually, I've had farting/burping contests with women. |
#107
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Re: thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here?
For the record, I wouldn't get near one of my wife's farts with an open flame - I don't have that kind of insurance. And we regularly score each other's belches. She's winning, of late.
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#108
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Re: thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here?
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For the record, I wouldn't get near one of my wife's farts with an open flame - I don't have that kind of insurance. And we regularly score each other's belches. She's winning, of late. [/ QUOTE ] Have you guys seen who has the bigger penis? |
#109
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Re: thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here?
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And we regularly score each other's belches. She's winning, of late. [/ QUOTE ] Based on your avatar, I'd say it's all in the lungs. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
#110
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Re: thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here?
Clever. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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