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Re: Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations
ugh
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Earlier today. Super donk at table gets this after sucking out on the guy for a fourth time.
"I've never laughed so hard getting my ass handed to me. NH" I was laughing too, it was great. |
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Dealer: SmileyEH has a flush, Queen high
Dealer: Game #3442372813: SmileyEH wins pot ($108.30) with a flush, Queen high johnbuggs: are u serious?????????? SmileyEH: SHIP IT johnbuggs: **** is so rigged johnbuggs: its scary SmileyEH: jI KNOW SmileyEH: 55/45 NEVER HAPPEN SmileyEH: OMFG SmileyEH: !!! SmileyEH: 1111 SmileyEH: 1 SmileyEH: ONEDN OENEOENEPNE johnbuggs: so scary johnbuggs: this online poker Dealer: Game #3442383312: milgage wins pot ($5.75) johnbuggs: one can only wonder johnbuggs: thats for sure SmileyEH: where you guys get your money johnbuggs: guy is betting 30 bucks johnbuggs: hoping for a spade johnbuggs: LMAOOOOOOOOO SmileyEH: OR A T OR Q SmileyEH: ROFL ROFLFORLFOFL johnbuggs: a 10? johnbuggs: what does a 10 do johnbuggs: lmaooooooooooo SmileyEH: YOU CANT READ johnbuggs: gives u a pir of 10's? johnbuggs: nice hand johnbuggs: lol johnbuggs: lolllllllll SmileyEH: LOlOloLO Dealer: milgage has two pair, Nines and Eights Dealer: mavrick222 has two pair, Jacks and Eights Dealer: Game #3442390720: mavrick222 wins pot ($6.70) with two pair, Jacks and Eights SmileyEH: if you HAVAE 5 ARDS IN A ROW YOU GET A STRAIGHT SmileyEH: LOLOLOL johnbuggs: guy says ship it like what he did was good johnbuggs: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO johnbuggs: awesome hand johnbuggs: thats all i can say johnbuggs: did u learn that from watching the wpt? johnbuggs: LOLLLLLLLLLLLl SmileyEH: BUY IN FOR MORE Dealer: Game #3442398952: mavrick222 wins pot ($4.30) johnbuggs: buy in for more he says SmileyEH: YOU MIGHT BE MORE COMFORATABLE AT .10/25 NL johnbuggs: so he cant bet 30 dollars with one card to go johnbuggs: LMAOOOOOOOO SmileyEH: YOU KNOW IT SmileyEH: FISH IFSIDFSIHDS johnbuggs: scary part about this whole thing johnbuggs: is ur serious johnbuggs: LOL |
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this was my favorite... it was so classic i had to put it in my away message:
so i have AA and push all in 200$ into a 2$ pot, then the guy calls with JJ...naturally he turns the J giving him the winning full house. im upset, so i say..."i trapped you perfectly and still lost" he then says, "how you win me, i have full house." and i realized that i just lost 200$ in a thinking game...a game which requires great reasoning and mathematical skills, to a man who says 'how you win me.' i then proceeded to jam a fork in my ear. |
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[ QUOTE ]
this was my favorite... it was so classic i had to put it in my away message: so i have AA and push all in 200$ into a 2$ pot, then the guy calls with JJ...naturally he turns the J giving him the winning full house. im upset, so i say..."i trapped you perfectly and still lost" he then says, "how you win me, i have full house." and i realized that i just lost 200$ in a thinking game...a game which requires great reasoning and mathematical skills, to a man who says 'how you win me.' i then proceeded to jam a fork in my ear. [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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ooo this was another good one...guy who pushes all in pf no matter what every hand...i get QQ and call...he has KJo and as the flop comes out (J 4 7) he says in the textbox BUST UR ASS!!! only to learn that his two jacks are beaten by my two queens. He leave the table to avoid further embarassment
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theres so many...
"pot odds" the hit and run "SHIP IT!!" "Fish" guy with the screename "AA_POCKETAA_AA" guy who slowplays and then complains of a bad beat "i always lose with AA" "Well if i hit i would've broke ur ass!" guy who raises 10 7, when his 7 hits the river on a 10 A A J 7 board Guy who misses his draw and calls the river anyway MY LEAST FAVORITE --- "Dude, what a night i havent seen any pockets!" anyone who refers to pairs as 'pockets' should be put on a rocket and shot into the sun. basically internet plays have no respect, common courtesy, or compassion for their fellow man. The losing e-poker players are the scum of the earth, the absolute most awful pathetic human beings you will ever meet. makes me feel great to take their money and makes me wanna kill someone when they take mine and call me a fish. |
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Just last night I was playing low limit Party full ring game and I was dealt TT. Several players see the flop in a raised pot and it comes AKQ all clubs. I have no clubs and there are like 4 or 5 opponents so I basically fold to 1 bet. Guy to my left raises, etc. He goes on to win the hand with AK for a flopped 2 pair.
I type in (jokingly): Nice suckout man. I had you preflop. What a joke. Him: HUH? Me: I had TT preflop. Nice suckout jerk. Him: I flopped two pair jackass! How is that a suckout!? Me: TT>AK preflop. You got sooo lucky. U a joke of a playa. Him: LOL R U serious?! Me; What book does it say it's good to play hands when u dominated by a PP? Him: What book does it say fold AK preflop!?!? Me; U a joke. Him: Read Sklansky Me: Who is Skalsky? Sounds like a (epithet). Him: Uhhh someone who knows how to play AK [censored] Me; Sounds like a cable guy or something. U go get sklansky tell him I wanna play him heads up. Him: Theory of Poker, SSHE...etc. Heard of em? Me: I don't read. I just dominate poker. lol. This went on and on and the whole time he really believed I was PO'd about his AK "sucking out" on my TT at a limit table. lol. Pretty sure he paid me off later, don't quite remember for sure though. |
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Re: Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations
My favorite almost got me banned from Stars:
"F***ing Mongoloid F***Tard, get a kleenex to clean up the drool on your keyboard, you down syndrome bitch" works every time. |
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Re: Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations
stroutr: BULLCHIT
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