Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf

[moose47]

Cumming on your face
It will happen again soon
Don't sleep on your back

[PokerFink]

This thread is funny
But I have nothing to add
Involving exes

[Los Feliz Slim]

So much anger here.
Remember Say Anything
and think "Bitches, man."

[jaxUp]

thanks for the naked
pictue you sent me last year
-posted on my blog

[DMBFan23]

you: a one night stand
thought you gave me herpes but
just an ingrown hair

Unfortunately, I don't have a haiku to add. I'd just like to say this thread is awesome. While reading them I laughed almost as hard as when I read the Chuck Norris forward.

[kyro]

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Unfortunately, I don't have a haiku to add. I'd just like to say this thread is awesome. While reading them I laughed almost as hard as when I read the Chuck Norris forward.

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It is my belief
that you should receive one *
for this stupid post

[PokerFink]

pics of girlfriend nude
have to be posted on oot
tagged N.S.F.W.

[smoore]

I thought you loved me
You should rot in hell for this
How does my knife taste?

it is my belief
that you should soon receive a
kick to your bitch ass