Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf

jaxUp · #1 12-22-2005, 08:17 PM

wanted to get you
something special for christmas
but you are a whore

diebitter · #2 12-22-2005, 08:22 PM

Some Chlamydia?
Could you give her that? The gift
that keeps on giving!

jaxUp · #3 12-22-2005, 08:27 PM

we broke up in March
but you'll still get a present
I did not pull out

#4 12-22-2005, 08:53 PM

Reciprocal gift:
You get hit with child support
(You should have pulled out)

#5 12-22-2005, 10:04 PM

To avoid support
Hire hit man for seven bills
Positive EV

Reef · #6 12-22-2005, 10:20 PM

So I was thinking
If you wanted your revenge
Have sex with her mom

jaxUp · #7 12-22-2005, 10:23 PM

that was the reason
we broke up in the first place
oh well. Sister's next.

#8 12-22-2005, 10:24 PM

Her mom is on rag
Oh well, you know what to do
SIIHP

Peter666 · #9 12-22-2005, 10:33 PM

I got you a gift
It is a big surprise: AIDS!
Merry Christmas, bitch

#10 12-22-2005, 10:42 PM

Positive EV
But unpleasant variance -
Ass-rape in prison.

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