hey man, slow down, slow down (part 1)

The rarely-heard songwriting talents of Johnny Greenwood. He did the music for Wolf at the Door as well, though the freestylin' overtop is all Thom.

Sorry, NC. Fold preflop.

[Slim Pickens]

I had K4, and I'm pretty sure it was sooted. Rarely will I limp in to even an 8-way pot from the button, but maybe I was bored. I hadn't paid the blinds in forever at that point.

I didn't raise the flop because (I think.... details are sketchy) I wanted the turn BB's from the limpers in between us after you bet the turn. I'm also expecting you to 3-bet a lot of hands I beat there, like 8x, Qx, Q8, or a worse 4. With that many people in the pot preflop I can't really rule out any hand for you to call getting 15:1.

Also, why did you keep ordering me drinks after I ordered myself water? Was it to encourage more loose raising?

[hemstock]

Raise.
He's drunk. Trust your READ!!