Need to Steal Costume idea

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You knew someone would do it.

Looking for a costume for a party and bar afterward. Easy, current, and non-PC ideas are the best. Just want to score a cool idea, but he bar does offer a $500 prize.

Perfect example of what I'm looking for: Last years winner was Gov. McGreey(I'm in NJ) Suit, Governor sash, and male blow up doll attatched to his crotch.