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you wakeup. you remember that delicious filet you ate last night, with mashed potatoes, and creamed spinach. but its that time of morning so you head over to your little porcelain friend, grab your copy of SSHE, and let her rip. after reading through some quiz problems you are about done and look to your left, but theres nothing but a plain cardboard spool all by itself with remnants of white fabric dangling. you scream for help, but you know that wont help because you live alone. panic sets in. your butt is getting impatient.
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Grab your copy of Ken Warren Teaches Texas Hold 'Em, and wipe your ass with it.
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Uhh, you don't keep spare rolls under the sink or anything? Kleenex?
Wipe the excess with the cardboard roll, and head over to the kitchen to grab some paper towels. |
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Man, this has happened to me several times at gas stations and such. Luckily I've always had a clean pair of socks on every time.
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Just wipe with the table of contents. It's not necessary since you read the book about 10 times.
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Climb up in the sink and rinse.
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socks and its not even close!
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Grab your copy of Ken Warren Teaches Texas Hold 'Em, and wipe your ass with it. [/ QUOTE ] This is exceptable if you've already made the mistake of buying it. If not I prefer to cut the middleman and just wipe your ass with a 20 dollar bill. |
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Take your clothes off and get in the shower. Just make sure to rinse the tub out really well after your done.
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