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View Poll Results: Do you think it is cool to wear headphones and listen to a ipod while at the poker table? | |||
Yes | 8 | 8.99% | |
No | 81 | 91.01% | |
Voters: 89. You may not vote on this poll |
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Re: Should I?
Call me a pussy or whatever, but I'm turning this down.
I despise cheaters. |
#32
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Re: Should I?
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Call me a pussy or whatever, but I'm turning this down. I despise cheaters. [/ QUOTE ] She's the one cheating. Make sure you put it in her pooper and make it hurt to punsh her for cheating. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
#33
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Re: Should I?
I think this is an obvious +EV play.
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...and I can't just dismiss this as "well, let her and her boyfriend work this stuff out" because I know what's going on and I've got some responsibility here. [/ QUOTE ] Don't you win money from players you know are long-term losers and degenerate gambling addicts? Do you consider the plight of their families before you value bet them? Haven't you done drugs with/given drugs to someone who clearly has a substance abuse problem? Ever offer cigarettes to someone trying to quit? Try to talk a vegetarian into eating veal? |
#35
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Call me a pussy or whatever, but I'm turning this down. I despise cheaters. [/ QUOTE ] come on, most guys say this because they think back to a time when they were cheated on and how much it sucked. but those same guys will mess around with someone's girlfriend when given a chance. that's just how it goes. |
#36
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[ QUOTE ] ...and I can't just dismiss this as "well, let her and her boyfriend work this stuff out" because I know what's going on and I've got some responsibility here. [/ QUOTE ] Don't you win money from players you know are long-term losers and degenerate gambling addicts? Do you consider the plight of their families before you value bet them? Haven't you done drugs with/given drugs to someone who clearly has a substance abuse problem? Ever offer cigarettes to someone trying to quit? Try to talk a vegetarian into eating veal? [/ QUOTE ] Exactly. You've done tons of immoral stuff before, this is no different. Also, once you've finished, slit her throat. |
#37
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Also, once you've finished, slit her throat. [/ QUOTE ] Good call, thanks Spam. Wanna see my new business cards? I have to return some videos. |
#38
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Re: Should I?
Given your description you may be more interested in sexual gratification, but this alternate option may be gratifying in a different way...
-Raise her expectations. -Tell her how you have not been able to stop thinking about her. -Tell her how she is the best lay ever. -Tell her how excited you got when you heard her message. -Get together and get her tipsy. -Tell her all the dirty things you want to do to her. -etc. etc. etc. Then have your cell phone ring and tell her sorry but something came up and you have to run. Don't tell her what it is. Leave. Don't call back. Don't respond to her messages. |
#39
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Re: Should I?
Sorry MD I'm gonna read your post, but for now I'm gonna answer "HELL YES!!!!" without reading [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
EDIT: maybe not hell yes because of the moral issues, but I think this is a fairly easy yes |
#40
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Re: Should I?
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[ QUOTE ] Call me a pussy or whatever, but I'm turning this down. I despise cheaters. [/ QUOTE ] She's the one cheating. Make sure you put it in her pooper and make it hurt to punsh her for cheating. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] yes, and you get extra points if you give her an ass tulip as well. |
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