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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
me fail english?, thats unpossible
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Homer tells Marge that the family needs to start eating better.
Marge "You're the one who puts butter in the coffee" |
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Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow.
Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better. Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that...or you could take an adult education course. Homer: Oh, and how is "education" supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine- making course and I forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: And how. cheers |
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From the one where homer is sent to AA "My name is OTTOOOO and I like to get BLOTTOOOO"
When homer leads the plant workers on strike and Mr. Burns sends goons to intimidate him (knocking on door) Homer: who's there? from the other side of the door "goons, Hired goons" When Mr burns sold the nuclear plant to the germans and they ask if anyone has a drinking problem so they can send them to rehab "does anyone here have a drinking problem?" varios people in the crowd say " I do, I do Me too," and one guy says "hell, I'm drunk right now" |
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When Homer plugs a nuclear reactor.
Bart: "Wow, this is the first time that your butt actually PREVENTED the release of toxic gas." |
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Ralph: I picked my nose so hard one time it bleeded.
Private Eye: Somebody really worked this guy over. Homer, reading Private Eye's report on Lisa: Pet Peeves: Phonies? I thought she loved them! |
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The best Ralph quotes are from the one where he wins the diorama contest:
Ralph: I bent my wookie! |
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Ralph with bandages over both eyes, speaking in front of the class.
"Then the doctor told me both my eyes were lazy. That's why it was the greatest summer ever!" |
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RALPH: And when the doctor told me I no longer had worms, it was the happiest day of my life!
RALPH: The doctor says my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my fingers out of there. |
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Homer, on launching a backyard rocket with Bart and Milhaus:
Son, we are about to leave the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God! |
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