Whats the best thing to do half-way?

[housenuts]

this reminds me of a joke. i'll give the abridged version because i'm lazy.

man finds a magic lamp. rubs it. out comes a genie. genie grants him 3 wishes but the catch is, his arch-nemesis will receive double whatever he gets.

man thinks and asks for a beautiful woman to be his sex slave.
his arch-nemesis receives two beautiful women

for his second wish man asks for 10 million dollars
his arch-nemesis gets 20 million

man thinks and thinks
for his last wish he requests to be beaten half to death