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Making Friends (Low Content)
Below is an enlightening conversation I just had with a delighful player on Party poker. I like my line here; Sometimes the best way to annoy someone is to refuse to stoop to their level.
MMGC02: ur a poor player Jags1878: cool MMGC02: ur just a bad player, just have to face it Jags1878: i apologize if dont play as well as you would like me to MMGC02: u just arent good Jags1878: ok Jags1878: good talking with you MMGC02: so i mean if u dont like money keep playing how u are MMGC02: u r absolute sauce Jags1878: oky doke, thank you for the advice Jags1878: :-) MMGC02: puce Jags1878: puce? MMGC02: u are puce Jags1878: i dont know what a puce is, but it doesnt sound very desirable to be one MMGC02: u suck basically Jags1878: oh Jags1878: damn Unw_Resolve: lol - Jags (The hand in question involved me beating his K4s with my Kqo. So yeah, it was a bad beat.) |
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Re: Making Friends (Low Content)
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MMGC02: u r absolute sauce [/ QUOTE ] Like hotsauce? i like hotsauce, i hear theres a streetballer by the name aswell, i think he thinks hes good, i dont really know what good is in streetball though, anyway i think i wouldnt mind being sauce. |
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Re: Making Friends (Low Content)
You best get off frontin on my boy Hot-Sizzle....
He is the best streetballer in the world and will break your pale white ankles on the asphalt...WORD. |
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Re: Making Friends (Low Content)
Nicely done.
Wanna really get them? "Maybe I can pay you for some really cheesy poker lessons with your own money?" |
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"Maybe I can pay you for some really cheesy poker lessons with your own money?" [/ QUOTE ] I really like that one, I'll have to remember it for next time. - Jags |
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You best get off frontin on my boy Hot-Sizzle.... He is the best streetballer in the world and will break your pale white ankles on the asphalt...WORD. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, but the Professor don't give no autographs. |
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Nicely done. Wanna really get them? "Maybe I can pay you for some really cheesy poker lessons with your own money?" [/ QUOTE ] I usually say to table coaches, "Is this lesson for free, or do I have to pay?" A nice addendum would be, "Is this lesson for free, or should I pay you with the money you just gave me?" |
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Re: Making Friends (Low Content)
Try meowing. That's what I do.
Meow. |
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Re: Making Friends (Low Content)
Did you ever find out what a puce is? I'm too lazy to google it, but I will if keep thinking about it much longer. Great post BTW.
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Re: Making Friends (Low Content)
Or if you really don't like him: "Please be quiet while I'm stacking your chips"
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