Who here is the best at playing video games?

[Taxman]

We've had a lot of bold words in the post below, so let the video game badassness pissing contest begin! My own domain consisted of Mario Kart 64 and Super Smash Bros. Never played with anyone who could beat me consistently at Smash Bros. Knew a few good Kart players (maybe as good as me), but I'm of the opinion that there is a finite amount of skill to be had in that game (and I'll be damned if I didn't have it). I ruled at goldeneye liscence to kill with pistols and automatics, but I sucked (relatively speaking) with anything explosive related. Given the claims I've read so far, I expect to be put in my place mighty quick so lets get to it.