Favorite Simpsons Quotes

[Homer]

Since this was just done for the Family Guy, I figure why not do it for the Simpsons as well!

My first place vote is...

Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.

Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."

Bart: What's that extra B for?

Homer: It's a typo.

Second place is...

Homer searches under the couch for a peanut.

Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy! Eww, slimy. Oh, moving! Ah-ha! [looks, then says remorsefully] Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!

Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!

Homer: Explain how.

Brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.

Homer: Woohoo!

-- Homer