I hereby proclaim poker to be dead.

[johnnyhearts]

Gentlemen of action,

It's a sad day but I must recommend that we all move on to other venues of action such as dog racing, cock fighting, ponies, etc. Poker has become bloated and decidedly uncool much like Elvis in the 60's and 70's. When lame, overweight dorks such as Moneymaker, Lederer, Duke, etc. are lauded as "professers", "world champs", "pros", etc. it's time to do something else like flip coins or try to use monopoly money at the strip club.

I give props to those that still know what desperate hustling is all about. Those noble action boys hoisting 40's while chucking dice against a piss stained wall, stumbling through losing tickets on the way to the track lounge, blowing off some greenbacks on thai kickboxing while on a far east sex junket, this bud's for you, gentlemen. Keep our lifestyle politically incorrect for as long as you can, fellas.

For the rest of you imposters and nerds, I hope a drunk, armani clad pimp sticks 50 2 outers on you! Poker is dead!!
The days of lore are gone forever.

Johnny Hearts/ Team Leisure