Gus The SuckMaster

Gus the SuckMaster

yes he be

Gus the SuckMaster

he suck you, he suck me

There's no escaping his immeasurable suck,

and when that River card hits

all you can do is scream, "WTF!"


-iL douché

This poem is dedicated to Hoyt Corkins, John D'Agostino,
and Michael Benedetto.