VIP !! (very important poll) zoo memebers only

[GrannyMae]

hiya,

i'm trying to guage what would interest the most as a format for the new breed of private tourney participants.

this poll is for zoo members only. slummers are not welcomed.

slummers and lurkers votes will be immediately identified and discluded using shamholdem.com's s00per version 66.6

this version uses the latest packet and pocket sniffing, encryted SQZ-ME technology that randomizes your ISP, adds the numbers together and divides by one. these results, sent to me by the secure BLO-ME, KGC tepee server that is maintained and operated under soverign laws of the wonderful republic of the province of upper quebec. any scrambled ISP packets that i have sniffed to be from any person with posts in other forums greater than, but not equal to the sum of the persons posts, squared with log10 methods will be rejected and sent to miami for manual chad review.

remember, zoo animals only to respond


consider these parameters before answering.

1. tourney would be limited to 100 players.
2. tourney would be at blzaing speeds with 6 minute rounds**
3. tourney would be FREE to these 100 players
4. tourney would pay only the final table, but all at the final table
5. prize fund would carry a worth of $1,500+ for the top ten
(not equal prizes, but standard distribution. no deals allowed, played till only one is still standing)

** thus assuring that there will be dozens of flames about it being a crapshoot at the end, so "it did not mean SQUAT", but we could bicker about it forever.
estimated completion of a tourney with this structure would be less than 2 hours, eliminating the
3.6 DAYS time investment needed for the standard KOTZ






feel free to add any other challenges, themes you would like to see played that may have been overlooked in the poll.


thank you for your time, and please remember that urinal cakes are NOT to be fed to children under 8