Funny "the gaming club poker" V-day promotion

[eugeneel]

Just got this email from them. I'm not sure if everyone else will find it as funny as I did.


"IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN... YOU AND $10 FREE!

Dear Eugene,


The Gaming Club Poker Room invites you to
meet your match this Valentine's Day -
10 DOLLARS FREE! You'll score with a pair of Hearts when holding hands at one of our tables.

To get your heart racing:

1. Play Poker at The Gaming Club Poker Room between 00:01 and 24:00 (EST), February 14, 2004.

2. You'll qualify for 10 DOLLARS FREE when you hold the Queen of Hearts and a second pocket card of the same suit (Hearts).

3. To claim your 10 DOLLARS FREE, e-mail your Alias, Poker Account and Game (Current) Number to hearts@gamingclubpoker.com.

For the love of money, play at The Gaming Club Poker Room on Valentine's Day. "


No matter how fancy someone writes about giving me a whole "less than half of a small bet free!" it's still just that.



The gaming club guy: Here's my idea for the next V-day's "match made in heaven!" promotion I would like to receive... and it costs you $0!

You have to find the most awful female calling station that plays at the high limits and give her a special invitation to play with the charming eugeneel heads up, at the 50-100 level. You will have to give the game a very special and romantic feeling so be creative... (make the table pink or something).

Please let me know if this is possible,

-Eugene