[censored] cocksucking assholes at the [censored] christmas poker game

[tonypaladino]

[censored] home tourney, start with T1,000. I am fuckign card dead, [censored] around for a while, it's a shorthanded tourney, 6 handed SNG, but I cant get a [censored] face card or pair or s00ted, every [censored] hand is 62o or 92o or 84o . I finally pick up KJs, flop a flush, get all in wiht the short stack who has the [censored] A of clubs and a foruth club hits the board on the [censored] river. I can't [censored] win. I'm down to T450 and I move all in with A6s, MY [censored] DAD whos a dfucking donkey calls with J8o and hits a [censored] J on the turn, I don't improve and I;m the goddamn dealer for the rest of the [censored] tournament since im the first [censored] shitting one out.