Remeber that article about the kid robbing the bank?

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Im sure most of you heard about the kid that robbed a bank for a few thousand to try and pay off his $5000 in poker debt, my dad hears about this and now he seems to mention it when ever Im playing or talking about poker. He rolls his eyes and never really listens when I try to explain that poker is +ev if you know how to play.

Then he will bring up the television show about the students from MIT that created a bot that one a ton of money, I hadnt heard about this, but needless to say im not sure about the best way to approach it.

Whats a good come back to the retarded kid robbing the bank?
I was thinking about showing him my PT stats or my neteller account, but Im not sure if this would be an effective way to go about it.
1) He may think I have enough money and they shouldnt be helping me out with tuition
2) He may think I have just gotten lucky and have a serious gambling problem.
My grandma like to gambles and probably burns 5000 a year playing slots, although they can afford, my parents dont like it and think she has a big problem. Any input would be appreciated.