A 2/4 e-penis battle vs. some random TAG

[Kumubou]

Villan here was TAGgish but pretty damn aggro, at 22/16/3 over about 500 hands. He has not gotten out of line against the donks, but against other 'good' players he will randomly take shots at people. We have been having an e-penis battle all night (and he's been winning [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] ).

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Preflop: Heroine is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Heroine raises, Small blind folds, Big blind calls

<font color="blue">His Fold BB to steal stat was &gt;70%... and how does a heroine have an e-penis battle? The same way a space marine fights a Japanese schoolgirl in a prehistoric paradise. Shut up, that's how!</font>

Flop: (4.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB bets, Heroine raises, BB 3-bets, Heroine calls.

<font color="blue">Honestly, I think he's just taking a shot at me here. With most of what he is calling with in the BB I am ahead of now (as they are probably overcards), and he could also be doing this with an underpair thinking I completely missed the board. Maybe I should just cap here because there are a lot of turn cards I would hate to see...</font>

Turn: (5.75 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB bets, Heroine raises, BB calls.

<font color="blue">Safeish card, as I doubt he has a 7 (but not impossibly likely). I would like him to fold what is most likely a hand with six out plzkthx... but it doesn't happen.</font>

River: (9.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Heroine checks.

<font color="blue">I check because I am a little bitch. That and if he was donking around with any kind of semi-bluff of a straight draw (as I doubt he calls there with a naked 6 or 4 or underpair) or a flush draw with something like Ace-whatever, it got there. Fuxor.</font>

Final Pot: 9.75 BB

-K