Most annoying minor injury?

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Whatever you do, don't walk across furry carpet and lean up against something metal. Static shocks on your johnson are not at all pleasant.

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Oh this reminds me of when I used to type dictation. If you think a static shock to different parts of your body is bad, try one going right into your ear canal. Happened sometimes when scooting chair around cubicle while headphones were on. You will do some serious jumping and say OW like you really mean it.