Can anyone do a HU Tourney Preview?

[whitelime]

Player: whitelime
Age: 21

Nationality: Jerseyite in NYC
Style: drunk intellectual

Strengths:
- ping pong
- game theory
- chess
- starcraft/warcraft

Weaknesses:
- laziness
- golf
- mental sanity


Favorite Hand: 35s

Favorite Move: shove in your face

Poker Titles: None

Least Feared player in tourney: El Diablo
Most Feared player in tourney: El Diablo

Quote:
Homeless guy: You got any spare change?
Grandiose: I've got hemroids buddy.
Homeless guy: (Too stunned to react)
Grandiose: (Walks away)
Moses's Commentary: Grandiose thinks the strategy is to say something so weird, they are stunned and you can walk away.


Odds: If I play as well as I have been this past week and continue to run well >> 8:1
Otherwise >> 78:1