Myspace Is Depressing

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People age. And more importantly they party, which accelerates aging by about 50x, and women especially get fat, which accelerates can make them look 20 years older in a year's time. A lot of women after just a year or two of neglect lose their looks entirely.

That's life. Nobody can fight age, but more importantly, few want to try. Partying and turning to fat are rewarding in their way, and nobody, especially invincible young people, ever thinks losing their looks could really happen to them. At least not so fast.