Alaskan cruise - NSFW

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Also, to anyone whose been on any cruise I guess, what do you think are the top quality carriers or cruise lines that you have had good experiences with in the past.

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You can't go wrong with any of them, especially for people going on their first cruise. They'll be blown away by how good the customer service is, no matter which cruise line you go with. Everyone who works on that ship--EVERYONE, from the Captain to the housekeeping maids--will greet your parents with a smile, and say, "Good morning, sir/ma'am."

I got so drunk one night, I couldn't get out of bed to puke, and just hurled all over the carpet. When I saw the room stewart the next day, I apologized, but he smiled, assured me I wasn't the first, and made me feel like he was HAPPY to clean it up.

For those who don't know, DON'T BRING YOUR KIDS ON A CRUISE. There's just not enough for them to do. They won't get a kick out of ping-pong or trivia contests in the daytime, and you can't take them out drinking at night.

Speaking of drinking, tell your folks they'll run up a bar tab in the hundreds of $$$, over the course of the week. Not much else to do on a boat at night that doesn't include cocktails.