Ideas for revenge on a bank?

[ohnonotthat]

the solution is to stick it to the prick/bitch who totally blew you off.

Cust serv reps have a huge amount of discretion in these matters; I've gotten answers that ranged from "if you don't like it, blow me" up to and including, "we are so sorry, Mr. xxxx, I am personally going to straighten this out; btw, here is my private ext. should you ever again have any problems" and these responses had no correlation to the size of my balance.

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Not sure if anyone else asked but I am putting five bucks on Bank Of America.

I want "no-action" if you chose a large commercial bank - Chase, Citicorp, etc.

If you did shame on you; if you allowed your dear sainted mother to do so DOUBLE shame on you.

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As to your plan for revenge against the PERSON not the institution, I do have a few ideas but I've been up for 24 straight and I'd like to think them thru before posting them.

None involve violence or any other criminal activity but be assured all are vicious and sadistic - and all allow you to take "credit" for the result while taking no blame for the actual act.