Suggestions for Drug Testing @ Work

[Jeebus]

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What are some good solutions to reccomend for a friend's company. They are looking to outsource the drug testing, I'm not really sure what his options may be?

We are in Maryland

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tell your friend to recommend "Maulik's Drug Testing Lab" and collect pee samples. Then, happily inform the boss that all his employees are drug-free and collect your money.

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you forgot the step in the middle where you accept bribes from all the people that have been doing drugs and want to stay in their job. Make double the money while still doing no work.